Kevan Kenney

THE MOST BADASS MOMENT IN VMAS HISTORY

Tonight, the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards emanate live from my home state of New Jersey’s Prudential Center. In honor of the big night, I have been asked by literally no one to hand out the award for most bad ass VMA moment of all time. So, let’s take a look at the nominees… Sike! There are no...
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MUSIC DISCOVERY: BADGIRL$ - "STELLA"

Brace yourself! THIS….IS…A…BLOG….ABOUT…A….SONG….YOU…MIGHT…NOT…KNOW…ABOUT! If you didn’t leave yet - thanks. You’re like me and all my friends who also enjoy learning about new music from a trusted source. This one comes courtesy of Badgirl$ and yes if you’re looking them up online you need to put...
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SHERYL CROW APPRECIATION POST

The day has come to give Sheryl Crow her flowers. Yes, they are from me and why, yes, I did pick them up from that guy on the corner outside the station who also sings for tips.
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MYSTERY SOLVED! IS THIS A RABBIT? OR BIRD?

I might be immune to optical illusions. Didn’t understand what all the fuss was about a couple years back with that blue dress meme and I could never see the sail boat no matter how many times I watched Mallrats. Here we are in 2019, and yet again I don’t get the latest ‘what are we looking at?’...
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LIVE IN-STUDIO: DYING IN DESIGNER - "LATELY"

The internet's a fun place. You can find just about anything to argue with strangers over on Twitter. You can laugh your ass off watching people fall down thanks to endless fail comps on YouTube and sometimes if you’re REALLY lucky you can discover your new favorite song. That happened to me while...
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NEW MUSIC FRIDAY: HEYROCCO - "MEXICAN ASHTRAY"

I’m not sure if I can think of another band like HeyRocco. They maintain this incredible quality to awareness ratio that continues to leave me befuddled that more people don’t know about this great act. Teenage Movie Soundtrack dropped back in 2015 and made me stop what I was doing for an entire...
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KEVAN'S SONG OF THE DAY: "INFECTED" - BAD RELIGION

A true love song should be as sick and twisted as the notion of devoting your entire being to another human from now until eternity. Save me the fluff of commonplace affectionate colloquiums, I want a chorus that compares modern day heart emojis to an infection because what is infatuation if not an...
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120 MINUTES RULED

120 minutes ruled. Shout out to the bald man and my personal favorite judge (YouTube Re-Arranged - Limp Bizkit Official Video) Matt Pinfield. I went on a substantial deep dive of the 90s MTV classic and found classic performance after classic performance. Interview after interview. It’s a certified...
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When You Realize Creed Doesn't Suck You'll Be a Happier Human

Before you spam the Facebook comments of this blog with stuff like “you don’t even play Creed!” “Creed is not alt!” Or “play more Tool!” (Editors note: we’ve never played Tool and are not going to start playing Tool because the guy with the 732 area code text requests it every day) - let me explain...
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Tik Tok is a Nightmare

Our boss has been on us to do more TikTok content, which is fair. The social media platform is largely seen as the next big wave in 21st century creative and has proven a hot bed for breaking music over the past 12-18 months. But, I’m sorry. I’m not doing it. Sometimes in a man’s life, that man has...
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