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"SEXY MR. ROGERS" COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN ANYBODY?

Remember when Halloween used to be fun? Back before the costume police? I do. I mean, there are obvious things you shouldn't wear, but it's silly season out there when someone says you can't throw on a sheet with holes for your eyes and be a ghost. When I was a kid I remember dressing up as a lady...
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HERE'S WHERE TO GRAB A FREE CHEESEBURGER TODAY

A properly written article would include some sort of intro here...maybe something personal about why I like beef. Who cares. Want a free burger? Get one, or a deal on one here. (click to grab some required coupons) Applebee’s: Classic Bacon Cheeseburger with Endless Fries for $6.99 on September 18...
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INTERRUPTERS COVERED "BAD GUY" AND IT'S AMAZING.

That's it. I'm done with the original. Never wanna hear it again. I choose this. Video of The Interrupters - Bad Guy (Billie Eilish cover) Live From Ship-Rec Studios
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GUY BEING FIRED BRINGS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CLOWN TO MEETING

Not a lot of things worse than walking into that meeting where you know you're getting fired. So much anxiety...sadness...anger. How does one deal? Well, one guy dealt by bringing a clown with him to the meeting. An "emotional support" clown. Awesome. New Zealand ad man Joshua Jack said he sensed...
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LUMINEERS, KORN, PIXIES, AND OTHER GREAT NEW MUSIC OUT TODAY

I love new music...especially love the New Release Radar that Spotify makes for you. Don't tell the boss. But this weekend, there's tons of great new shit...something for all your moods. Korn's The Nothing is their 13th studio album, and features "You'll Never Find Me." Video of Korn - You&#039...
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YOUTUBE IS FULL OF LIES, AND BOYS, YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS ONE

Gentlemen, toothpaste is for teeth. It's sad that I even gotta say that, but apparently some of you have taken to rubbing it on your units so you last longer . Stop it. That burning you felt should have told you. The ‘trick’ is promoted all over YouTube, Reddit, and Steemit, with one man, Jose...
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"BOATLIFT:" BOAT OWNERS WHO EVACUATED 500,000 ON 9/11

I hate this day. You hate this day. And I'll be dammed if it doesn't seem like it's getting worse with each passing year. Stumbling across this today was much needed. "Boatlife," narrated by Tom Hanks, is story of the 9/11 boatlift that evacuated half a million people from the stricken piers and...
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WENDY'S FINALLY GONNA SERVE BREAKFAST!

It's. About. Friggin'. Time. Seriously, haven't you wondered at least once why Wendy's never served breakfast? They have the best burgers, IMO, awesome fries, the Frosty...and now they're about to combine it all! Their breakfast menu will have things like a burger with bacon and eggs on top, a...
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FURRIES 'BOUT TO CANCEL LANA DEL REY

First of all, this is a "furry." Video of I Am A Full-Time Furry I mean.....okaay. Whatever...Lana Del Rey was doing an Instagram Live, and she brought up furries, seemingly out of the blue. lana said fuck furry lives pic.twitter.com/AR2vosQaNT — im jhon (@boyinstallation) September 4, 2019 Man.....
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BEST 40 EMO ALBUMS EVER, RANKED (BY ROLLING STONE)

We love our lists, don't we? Arguing about 'em. Buzzfeed made an entire career out of ranking stuff. So here's Rolling Stone's list of the 40 Greatest Emo Albums Of All Time . If you don't feel like clicking, I'll tell you they put Sunny Day Real Estate's 1994 album "Diary" at number one. Eh, no...
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