There Used to Be Bars on the Subway

My life is a series of self discovery that I was simply born too late. I was in Kindergarten when Kid Rock told me to get in the pit and love someone. I don’t know how familiar you are with pits, but there aren’t many in kindergarten. I was eight years old when Limp Bizkit told me to break stuff...
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A hangover is a legitimate illness, according to the Germans

Alright, it's time for some HONESTY.... ...Raise your hand if you have ever called out of work because your HANGOVER was so bad, the thought of moving was like nails on a chalkboard. Even if you didn't call out, it was the first thing you thought about when woke from the debauchery of a long night...
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So, I'm thinking about not drinking for the summer. Not an "oh, I'll still have a beer after work or a glass of wine with dinner" kind of not drinking. I'm talking no drinking. At ALL. "Riiiiiiight." "Why??" "(uncontrollable laughter)." Those are the most common responses I get when I tell people...
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