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HELP CLEAN THE OCEANS BY WATCHING THIS DIRTY PORNO

Finally, a way to combine our love for the environment and our addiction to porn! PornHub has created the "Dirtiest Porn Ever ," and if you watch it, you will be helping to clean our oceans. Come again? Yeah, but just so you know, "dirtiest porn ever," means that they had sex on a dirty beach, not...
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Do You Wash The Bottoms Of Your Plates?

There is a HUGE debate going on all over twitter right now about washing dishes. I know what you're probably thinking, "Who hand washes dishes". Well our dishwasher is broken at the house, so WE DO. The debate is whether you should clean the bottom of your plates or not. Some people believe that...
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KEVAN'S SONG OF THE DAY: DOG EAT DOG - "WHO'S THE KING"

Here I am, yet again providing endlessly fat songs for you to namamamamamamamunch on. This one comes courtesy of Dog Eat Dog. I’ll be straight up with you. I didn’t know Dog Eat Dog existed until two days ago. I was watching this 1995 dynamo concert and they performed this song “Who’s the King?”...
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This is Sparta

The Behind the Scenes Story of "This is SPARTA!"

Remember the movie 300 ?
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WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE SONG OF THE SUMMER?

YouTube announced their song of the summer , and guess what it was? Theeeeeee biggest piece of crap since last year's piece of crap (I don't remember what last year's was...I'm just assuming it was a piece of crap) "Old Town Road." I guess when a song spends 19 weeks at number one, you've really...
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Gibby Haynes Playing An All Butthole Surfers Set In BK

Who really knows what goes on in the mind of Gibby Haynes, or if a new Butthole Surfers album will ever actually materialize, but if you're a nostalgist (or have never seen the legendary band), the frontman will be back in Brooklyn this october playing an exclusive performance of track's from their...
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Popeye's Managers Are FED UP!!

I think it's safe to say at some point in the past two weeks you've heard about the new Chicken sandwich at Popeye's...
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Rise of Skywalker Cast

A Dark New Look at Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Disney fans at this past weekend's D23 Expo got a special look at Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker . Now the rest of us get to unpack it.
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THE MOST BADASS MOMENT IN VMAS HISTORY

Tonight, the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards emanate live from my home state of New Jersey’s Prudential Center. In honor of the big night, I have been asked by literally no one to hand out the award for most bad ass VMA moment of all time. So, let’s take a look at the nominees… Sike! There are no...
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NEXT RECORDS Playlist 08.26.19

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