Amazon is Working on Reading Your Emotions

Because that is not creepy AT ALL.

May 28, 2019
Smart Speaker

iStock /Getty Images Plus/rclassenlayouts

Amazon is apparently working on a voice-activated wearable device that will be able to read human emotions.

It'll supposedly be able to discern your mood based on the tone of your voice. They are marketing it as a "health and wellness device," but let's be real, the only reason it exists is so that Amazon can sell you chocolate when you're sad. 

The project, code-named, "Dylan" is still in Beta form and it's unclear when or if the product/service will ever make it to market, but regardless, it's creepy as f*$k. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, AMAZON. I just wanna listen to music and hear the weather! Although, I have to admit, it would be nice if Alexa could appreciate the subtlety of my sarcasm once and a while.