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September 10, 2019

GETTY: BRYAN HARAWAY

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With Fall Out Boy announcing something special today, let’s pay our proper respects to their greatest song of all time.

No, not the one with the deer-kid in the music video or the one that obnoxiously harasses you to dance…dance. I’m referring to the one inquiring as to your boy's whereabouts on any given night. 

If you were an insatiable 12-year-old in 2003, MTV was not enough to satisfy your musical appetite. You had to go elsewhere to quench your auditory and visual thirst. MTV2, the radio…Fuse, and the latter is where I discovered this absolutely undeniable anthem.

Sure, the dude with the camcorder stalking the girl doesn’t age well - but just close your eyes and enjoy the music. Unless you’re at work reading this blog, then don’t close your eyes at your desk for that long. People might start talking.