BEAR FIGHT!!! I REPEAT BEAR FIGHT!!!

July 29, 2019

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SCREW Song of the Day today with a capital 'S'! Two bears got into a fight out in Jersey and that’s the only thing that matters.

I hereby suggest we start a bear fighting league. No, you animal. I don’t mean bare claw fighting. I mean a fighting league with sanctions. Obviously, I love animals, and I believe they should be given the opportunity to earn money just like any UFC fighter is. Plus, we don’t know how good bears are at the martial arts and it’s almost 2020 for crying out loud.

How much longer must we neglect our wildlife’s fighting prowess?

How much longer must these adorable beasts’ sparring acumen go unnoticed? No longer!

Let me hear you! NO! LONG! ER! NO! LONG! ER! Alright, just watch the video, I gotta go on-air.