An Alternative Holiday Classic

December 10, 2019

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I don't know about you but every time I've ever heard Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" I have always thought it would sound 1000x better if Marilyn Manson was on vocals. Mariah could maybe come in with a tambourine or even a harmonica on the bridge, but suredly Manson should've taken lead when it came to the lyrics. Luckily, I've been a good boy all year and dreams do come true. Some kind human did the work of my imagination for me and mashed up the two. The anthem that follows is what I imagine all the reindeer (including rudolph) getting down to once their deliveries are complete December 25th. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and God Bless the Internet!