ANOTHER EATING RECORD BROKEN!!! WHY?!?!

Get ready to throw up in your mouth!!!

September 1, 2019

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I am all for competitive eating and watching people shove a ridiculous amount of food in their mouth in a short period of time. There are plenty of competitive eating records that any normal human would covet — such as the most pizza, cheeseburgers, tacos, ice cream or HOT DOGS!!

But a woman named Michelle Lesco just did something that I believe NO ONE will ever attempt again, well in a sober state that is.  She decided should would make herself famous by eating the most........MAYONNAISE!!!!! ( I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!!)

Yeah I know, but she now holds the Guinness World Record for mayonnaise-consumption by devouring three and a half jars of mayo in three minutes. Congrats? I guess!?! The best part is the world-famous competitive eater lived to tell about her incredibly fatty accomplishment.

HER TALENT KNOWS NO BOUNDS because she also owns the title for the fastest time to eat a bowl of pasta (26.69 seconds) and the fastest time to eat a hot dog – with no hands (21.60 seconds)

Ok I'm no medical professional here but should you really eat three jars of mayonaisse EVER let alone in three minutes?!? It just doesn't seem healthy!!!

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