A solution to the rat problem in the city...Rat Perfume?!?

WTH?!?! What genius came up with this horrible idea!!!

October 28, 2019

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A couple of weeks ago, I was leaving the studio after my shift and as I was crossing the street, I looked to my right and said "damn.....someone just lost a puppy!"  because crossing the street was a creature that was as big as a small dog.  As it got closer to me, I realized that it was no dog....it was a NEW YORK CITY RAT.  If you've never seen a rat in NYC, they aren't the normal size you find in a pet store.....these things are freaking HUGE!!!!!  I'm not afraid of much but when it comes to rats.....I am scared out of my freaking mind!  (my skin is actually crawling just writing this!)

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS.........OMG!!!!!!

OR THIS.....WHAT IN THE HELLLLL?!?!?

Many have tried to fix this problem but some genius Scientists think they have found a sure fire solution and I'm NOT ok with it.  

They are trying to develop a “rat perfume” to get rodents out of the cityGET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!

The idea is to spray this perfume, that mimics the scent of a female which both male and female rats are attracted to multiple times a day, away from the city to attract them to less populated areas.  OH LIKE NEW JERSEY, MY HOME STATE!!!!! NO NO NO!!! 

They are then saying that with the rats come the cats.......so not only will there be a rat problem in the new area there will be a cat problem in the new area.  Did I mention that......THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!!!!!!!!?????

THESE SCIENTISTS SPENT YEARS UPON YEARS IN SCHOOL AND A LOT OF MONEY FOR AN EDUCATION.......TO COME UP WITH THIS HORRIBLE IDEA!!!!! New Jersey is too close.......send the rats to MONTANA!!!!

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