Forget the flowers, a chicken nugget bouquet is what they really want

Flowers are out......clogged arteries are in!

January 21, 2020
Valentines Day

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Valentine's day is one of those made up holidays,  YOU HATE....or YOU LOVE!  I suppose it all depends on your relationship status and even if you are in a relationship, it is totally possible to despise everything about it.  Whose bright idea was it to choose one day to celebrate your love for someone.....and then the validity of that love is questioned based off the SIZE or MONETARY VALUE of the gift given!! 

I mean if this isn't accurate, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS???

Flowers, chocolate, expensive dinners for NO's all a waste of money..........UNTIL NOW!!!!  The newest, hottest Valentine's Day trend is CHICKEN NUGGET BOUQUETS!! 

Flowers are great, but YOU CAN'T EAT ROSES. Now the idea of giving people CHICKEN NUGGET bouquets is heating up. It follows in the footsteps of previous trends that saw people giving mini donut and beef jerky bouquets. Some of these food bouquet options can be bought from stores, but the CHICKEN NUGGET one you’ll have to make yourself.

WANNA TRY IT?? The FIRST STEP is knowing where to get your nugs. Some prefer McDonald’s, while others are loyal to Wendy’s or Chick-fil-A. After you have your nuggets of choice, you’ll need some wooden sticks to spear them on, and then you’ll wrap the whole bunch up in cellophane, because no one wants greasy hands on Valentine’s Day.


You are guaranteed to SCORE........POINTS ONLY....because you won't want to do ANYTHING ELSE after eating all of those damn chicken nuggets!!! GOOD LUCK!!!