DO YOU WANT TO BE A 'FOODIE'? - YOU MIGHT NEED A SECOND JOB!

And what the hell is a GOURMET SNACK?!?

August 14, 2019

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Do you consider yourself a 'foodie'? I guess living in the tri-state area, it's kind of hard not to be!  Have you ever had pizza in the mid-west?  YEAH, NO THANK YOU!!!

(All they did in that movie was eat, well amongst other things!)

First, lets define exactly what that means!  A 'foodie' exhibits certain signs that point in the direction that they love food and here they are:

  • Knowledge of food pairings
  • Frequently trying new foods
  • Being able to properly cook
  • Knowledge of what foods are in season
  • Let's add - BEING BROKE!!!!!

If that sounds like fun, start applying for a second job because you are likely to spend A LOT of money each year on food.  A survey found that almost half of 'foodies' will spend upwards of $51 per week on gourmet food items; with the average 'foodie' spending $3,000 on gourmet snacks each year

AND SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL IS A GOURMET SNACK?!? Pretzels? Potatoe chips? 

I might be bold in saying this, but if you are a MILLENNIAL, living in your parents basement and never have clean underwear unless your mother does your laundry, being a 'foodie' should be the last thing on your to-do list! JUST SAYING!!

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