DATING IN NYC OR NEW JERSEY? GET A SECOND JOB OR A MORTGAGE!!!!

WTH?!?! Or find a partner who enjoys the dollar menu!

August 30, 2019

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Summer is coming to an end and now is the time you might start taking 'applications' for the person you want to spend time with during the cold winter months.  Ya know the summer fling might turn into the winter thing.  Either way, dating can often be demoralizing and tiring. However, judging by a map making the rounds on Twitter, dating in many states, especially NEW YORK, NEW JERSEY and CONNECTICUT, can also be VERY expensive!!

I might be considered a cheap ass but when I see that the average price of a night out in New York is $297.27, while in New Jersey it's $259.60 and in Connecticut $230.34, my reaction is as follows........

I mean I know we live in one of the most expensive areas in the country but GEEZE, it looks like you need 3 jobs and a mortgage just to get some booty these days, it's RIDICULOUS!!

I AGREE WITH THAT GUY (see above) and as always I'm here to help with the more affordable side of things, a date in South Dakota, on average, is $38.27, while in North Dakota it's $42.43 and in Nebraska $48.91. OK you are thinking it so I'm gonna say it...WHO THE HELL WANTS TO LIVE THERE?!?!?

Here is some better advice......FIND SOMEBODY WHO LOVES A GOOD DOLLAR MENU!

 

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