Went vegan but miss bacon....the solution is the 'Meat Patch"

ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS WILL LOVE YOU!!!

January 29, 2020
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With the new year comes a whole bunch of people boasting the whole....NEW YEAR, NEW ME!  Part of that is many trying the VEGANUARY thing, where they go a whole month without eating any meat products. Some do for health reasons as sort of a detox, others try to flip it as an ethical topic to save the animals. 

No matter what your reason is, if you grew up eating meat....GIVING IT UP IS HARD AS HELL!!!!! If you are one of those people that are trying to go vegan BUT miss the great taste of bacon.....YOU ARE IN LUCK!!!  (BTW this is so freaking weird)

To help with your meat cravings, a company has officially created a "MEAT PATCH" to help you stay on track with your VEGAN resolution

AGAIN THIS IS SOOOO WEIRD!!!! The idea is similar to a nicotine patch for smokers, scientists have created a “meat patch” that releases the odor of bacon after being scratched by the wearer to help curb the urge to chew on the CRUNCHY DELIGHT

Supposedly, scent can reduce food cravings and experiencing the smell of bacon, leads us to imagine that we already ate it.   So, if you're craving meat, you scratch the patch on your arm to release the fried bacon smell, which is supposed to keep you from eating meat. 

WHAT?!?!?  SMELLING BACON MAKES ME WANT TO EAT MORE BACON!!!!

We know cutting down your meat consumption is hard. But cutting it out altogether? ⁠ ⁠ That’s seriously hard – in fact, 56% of people who have tried have failed in the first four to five weeks. So, to help you get through these tough last weeks of January, we’ve created the world’s first scratch and sniff meat patch. Just stick it on your arm and give it a rub to release a sizzlingly delicious bacon aroma any time you’re feeling in need of a meat-hit. Don’t just take our word for it - @tommytntfury’s a fan too -- Our ➕ Veganuary Response Vehicle -- will be touring the country for three weeks across 7 cities with all the Strong Roots products you need to beat the Veganuary slump, including a limited number of these little meat patch heroes. ⁠ ⁠ Check out our Stories to find out where the ➕ VRV -- will be popping up next! ⁠ ⁠ #STRONGROOTS #YourPlantBasedFriend #MeatPatch #Veganuary

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There are NO side effects....OH WAIT THERE IS ONE.......EVERY DOG IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WILL LOVE YOU AND BE FOLLOWING YOUR SCENT!!!! 

 

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