Xbox Body Wash Is Real and Very Green

June 5, 2019
XBox Controller

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I live in an Xbox house. My husband plays Destiny; I'm into RPGs. Our kiddo even has an old Xbox controller he plays with. So you'd think this new Xbox line of products would be made just for us: 

But I dunno, it looks a little too much like I'd be washing my body with Surge. Or Ecto Cooler. Or some other sticky sugary thing that wouldn't leave me feeling very clean. ANYWAY here's all the info about Xbox body wash if you're interested.