These Are Definitely Not New Vampire Weekend Song Titles

...but they are amusing!

March 5, 2019
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While we know when we'll get two more new songs from Vampire Weekend - "Sunflower" and "Big Blue" arrive tomorrow - we still don't have a release date for Father of the Bride. McSweeney's is passing the time by imagining a list of rejected song titles from the band's 4th studio album. Some have local flavor, like "Gentrified Bodega", “Garden State (Great Movie)” and "Gowanus Canal". There's "Bernie Sanders Sha Na Na" and “Hamilton Ticket Lottery”. And there's plenty of oh-so-clever wordplay that wouldn't be out of place on any VW release. Check out the entire list here, then start imagining your own.