YOUR SMALL JUNK ABOUT TO BE SEXY AGAIN, SAYS SCIENCE

Fiiiiinally.

August 16, 2019
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Small penised guys about to be like...

...because your after date conversation is about to go from this:

Date: "What is that?  Is that a button?"
You: "Wait!  It gets bigger if you touch..."
(DOOR SLAM)

To this:

Date: "Ooooh.  It's like a button.  I wanna touch it."
You:

  

Vice wrote this article that says tiny todgers are about to become sexy again...that society's view on the wang changes over time.  For example, you ever notice how all those naked man Greek statues have wee willies?  I haven't, but that's because back then "dainty" was in. 

Aincent erotic art scholar (there's a career your mom ain't telling her bingo friends about) John Clarke says they believed "a human with very large genitalia, especially male genitalia, is considered to be grotesque, laughable.”  If you were saddled with an oversized meat flute, they considered that "a sign of idiotic, animalistic lust—of a complete lack of restraint," that you were like an animal, driven to follow your erection above all else.

Sounds about right.

Click the article link for all the explicit details, but bottom line is,  everything is cyclical, and you and your little blue smurf hammer are about to become the most popular dude at the orgy.

Glad I hung onto mine.

 

 

 

 

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