YOUR PET NEEDS TO BE INSTA-FAMOUS. HERE'S HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Because your dog is the cutest dog that ever dogged.

November 14, 2018

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I'm not the jealous type. I'm really not.  I'm always very happy when others get promoted, when they make a ton of money, when the hottest thing in the bar talks to them and not me. 

Had years of practice on that one. 

Regardless, whenever friends succeed, I'm thrilled.

Except...

Famous pets.  I am jealous of the people with famous pets.  Why?  Because who needs to work when your animal is making all the money for you!  I mean, what's your day like when you have a cat with two million followers?  Trying to figure out which ridiculous outfit to put it in today?

So stressful.

Calendar shoots, video at the beach, bringing children joy during appearances at schools...

Hell yeah, I'm jealous.

It can be done, though.  Read this excellent article, in which a manager for famous animals (good Lord they have managers.  I don't even have a manager) lays it all out for you.

This is my cat.

Cat. His name is Cat.

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Cute, but I'm not sure he has "it."

Sorry, Buddy.