YOUR DNA TEST PROBABLY LIED TO YOU

Sorry, but they can't really tell if you're related to the Queen of Sheba.

January 25, 2019

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People are pretty into sending jars of spit through the mail these days.  They want to know their DNA...where they come from, who they're related to, volunteering their personal information to the government, be dammed!

Here's the thing, though.  Those tests are bullshit.  

LIES.

Watch this piece from CBC (Canada) Marketplace.

Different results?  For twins?

It turns out that any information beyond what continent your ancestors were from is basically guesswork. And the companies don't tell you that!  They claim to be "scientifically accurate."  Dicks.  We're told now to think of this as "recreational science" and nothing more. 

So take off that kilt, you're probably not 5% Scottish.

And for the love of God, put on some underpants.

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