THIS WOMAN IS GONNA MARRY A SPIRIT

After much sex with other ghosts, she finally found the one.

November 1, 2018
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I'm just gonna say it right off the top.  I think this woman is nutty as a fruitcake.  Seriously.  She's had sex with at least twenty ghosts?  Now she's engaged to a poltergeist?  

Come.  The.  F---.  On.

Nope, she says.  It's all real.  Amethyst Realm (really??) says she found the love of her life while on a work trip to Australia.  She "was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived.”  

(face palm)

Nine months later, Amethyst says he proposed. “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. (BWAHAHAHA) But for the first time, I heard him speak. I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real."

They were both so giddy about their upcoming nuptuials, that on the plane ride home, they just couldn't control themselves. “I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it,” she said. “So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.”

Uh, no you're not. 

Wonder what that looked like, doin' that in there all by yourself?

I can't.

She says her friends and family have all accepted her new....man, and that the wedding is going to be quite the big "to do."

All that's left now is for us to pray that someone is videoing when they say, "you may now kiss the bride."

 

 

 

 

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