WINNING STARBUCKS FOR LIFE COULD SAVE YOU A BUTTLOAD OF MONEY

They also have a new drink that tastes like a Christmas tree.

November 29, 2018

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Win Starbucks for life!  Yeah, yeah...in a minute.  First though, in case you're tired of drinking your Christmas tree water, I should tell you they have a new drink called the Juniper Latte that tastes like a Christmas tree.  

⁣The notes of evergreen and roasty espresso in the new #JuniperLatte pair well with a crackling fireplace and your favorite fleece. --Available in the US and Canada.

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Mmm...piney.  

Now about the Starbucks for life.  I know a few people that would finally be able to pay their rent on time if they won this, but what you have to do is sign up for their rewards program, and then every day between now and the end of the year, you'll get an entry every time you buy something.

There will be five winners in all, but "for life" doesn't mean you get to have as many as you want every day and give yourself heart palpitations like Kramer.

Nope, just one drink per day for the next 30 years.  Retail value, $56, 575.

Uhhh, can we just take the cash?