THEY HAVE A TEST THAT TELLS YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONNA DIE, NOW

It's accurate, too.

August 22, 2019
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The beautiful thing about life is that it's full of surprises.  Finding your "it" girl, winning the lottery, seeing someone wearing pants at Walmart...all of it, wonderful.  (FYI, there's nothing at Walmart you can't get at Target.)

But some people hate surprises.  They need to control everything.  Choke the life out of....life.  For these people, there's this.  It's a new blood test that will predict when you will die with frightening accuracy.  More specifically, they took the blood of more than 44,000 healthy patients, and found their test was around 80% accurate in predicting mortality risk within five to 10 years.  The patients, who ranged in age from 18 to 109 years, provided blood samples and had their health events tracked for up to 16 years. The researchers analyzed a group of 226 so-called metabolites, or....

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You lost me, and I'm bored.

If you wanna read the particulars, click this.  It's the same as the other link, but I didn't wanna make you move your mouse all the way up there.

It ain't all bad.

 

 

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