When Horror Artists Go Rogue, You Get Human Face Pies

August 6, 2018

I like pie. Everyone likes pie. But if you'd eat this pie, I have a few questions for you. 

Like, what the hell is wrong with you? 

"Mmmmm...tongue."  Gross. 

They're made by horror artist Ashley Newman and she sells 'em in her Etsy store. Apparently, they're big sellers. 

Wonder if she makes specialty pies? Might be therapeutic to slice into the face of your ex. 

Wow. Really? I think maybe I'm the one with the issues.