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Parents Doom Newborn, Name Son "Sanitiser"

So stupid. Everyone knows that's a girls name.

April 15, 2020
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The knee-jerk reaction is to want to call social services on these toads, but, it is their kid.  They have a right to doom it to a life of living in their basement if they want to.

That's what a couple in India did, after they named their newborn son, "Sanitiser."

It's their way of ''fighting against this virus....from our prime minister to ordinary people....this (Sanitiser) is our contribution,'' said the father with a straight face.  ''Sanitiser is one of the best ways to protect oneself against contracting Coronavirus infection...we will remember this lockdown whenever we utter his name."

Which is exactly what is wrong with the whole thing!  Why?  Why you wanna remember that, and make your kid........

I can't.  I'm done.

And we thought the names "Covid," "Corona," and "Lockdown" were bad.

Yes.  Those are real, too.

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