OUR CELLPHONES ARE CAUSING US TO GROW A SPIKY NEW BONE

And it's got nothing to do with porn

June 17, 2019
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Talk about an unnatural evolution of our bodies.  Because we can't put our friggin' phones down for more than five minutes, a lot of us are now growing an extra, spiky bone in our necks.  

Go ahead and press the back of your skull, just above your neck.  Feel anything?  Yes?

Mutant.

Men are more likely to get a bone...67 percent versus 20 percent. 

Makes sense.

Click HERE to read more, including how long you can expect your new bone to grow.

(You really didn't expect me to get outta here without a dick joke, did you?)

Learn me.