NEVER WIN RADIO CONTESTS? THIS "HOW TO" WikiHOW COULD HELP

You're one click away from being caller 92! Probably not, though.

August 12, 2019
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When I was a kid I used to try and win stuff on the radio all the time and NEVER did.  And even though I'm on the radio now, I'm still bitter. I would have been such a great winner.  Screaming and shit.....whatever.  

It's so hard to win, and yet you always find people who win ALL THE TIME.  I got a couple listeners who are caller 92 a lot, and it seems they just have the knack...the luck...the pact with Satan.  

Or maybe they read this WikiHow page on how to be the right caller?  If you click, you'll see their first tip is "listen to the radio."

Fuck, you don't say. 

Other tips include redialing if you get a busy signal, (if you couldn't figure that one out on your own you don't deserve to win) getting another phone, and recruiting friends to help.  Those last two aren't bad.

If reading isn't your thing, though, you can try this video.  I didn't watch it.

 

 

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