NAMING A COCKROACH AFTER YOUR EX FOR VALENTINE'S DAY MIGHT BE FUN

And like your ex, they won't die.

January 30, 2019

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So the Bronx Zoo is doing the "Name a Roach" thing for Valentine's Day again.  For $15 bucks, they'll slap a tag on a hissing Madagascar cockroach and give you a certificate that says it's yours.  Now, I'm thinking this probably isn't the ideal gift for someone you're still dating, but for you ex?

Perfect.

Like your ex, roaches don't go away.  A cockroach can live almost a month without food, 2 weeks without water, and up to 1 week without a head, much like you assume your ex could.

Man...I have issues.  Or is that normal?

Probably not normal.