Mustard Is For Hot Dogs, Not Pizza

September 7, 2018

Pineapple and anchovies and BBQ chicken are bad enough. But now... mustard pizza.

MUSTARD! Instead of tomato sauce! Listen, I know people love cooking and being creative with their food, but pizza is like the wheel. Stop trying to reinvent it. 

Gordon Ramsey needs to UNLOAD on the person responsible for this crime against humanity.

Extra spittle.