THE "MODELLAND" THEME PARK IS COMING SOON.

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February 6, 2019

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It's not an Onion articleTyra Banks is planning a theme park in Santa Monica called "Modelland."  She says, "Modelland is going to be a place where the modeling world meets fantasy, meets entertainment, meets technology, meets retail, meets dining, meets...your fiercest best self you could ever imagine."

Okaaaay.

They sent over a one-sheet with some park info...

There's gonna be a ride called the Vomit Comet...actually, throwing up is encouraged on all the rides.

The food choices kinda suck...cotton on a stick, tic tacs, and cocaine.  Not lovin' those. 

Well, two of those.

And the roller coaster will actually stop at the camera....take ten pics.  Gotta get a good one.

Velvet rope out front?  Probably.

Gotta keep out the riff-raff.