New Jersey

Map Says Jersey Hates Everyone And Everyone Hates Jersey

They're just jealous.

January 21, 2020

Tri-state pissed that we Jerseyans get to sit in the warm car while someone pumps our gas.  That's gotta be it, cuz we're totally fuckin' perfect. (Maybe THAT'S it.)

Anyway, check out this map...

Thanks to everyone who voted. Tag someone from an enemy state.

A post shared by Matt Shirley (@mattsurelee) on

What's funnier, that we (Jersey) hate everyone, or that everyone near us hates us?  

I think maybe we need to take a good, hard look in the mirror.

I'm kidding.  We're fuckin' perfect.