Man Stabbed Over Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. CALM. DOWN.

They're not THAT good.

November 5, 2019

(through bullhorn)

"Ok folks, we're gonna need you to calm the fuck down."

You got people out here dying over a chicken sandwich.  Read that again.  People.  Dying. 

Over a sandwich.

"Well, what if it was the last on..(SMACK!)"

Guy in Maryland was waiting on line, and got into an argument over someone cutting in line.  They started pushing and shoving, and ended up outside, where the guy was stabbed to death by the suspect who is still on the loose. Police spokeswoman Jennifer Donelan said, "For you to get that angry over a very sad and tragic day."

"Well, maybe he was afraid that the guy who cut would get the last on..(SMACK!)"

I got three words for you.  Chick-fil-A. 

Today is looking ------#SpicyDeluxe --: @chickfila7thandfig

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Chick-fil-A.  You probably won't die there.