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Kid Embarrassed At School By Moms Clingy Thong

Stupid winter and its stupid static cling.

February 26, 2020
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We've all been humiliated at school, right?  Can't possibly be just me.  Let's see...there was the time I tripped and sent my tray of food flying accross the lunchroom, and that time a girl shoved me into my locker and locked me in.  Oh, and chicken incident.  

Ugh.

Had a teacher named Mr. Beers who brought a chicken in to class.  Let it run around.  We played with it.  We became friends.  Then he put it in a box, reached in, and cut it's head off.  I screamed and ran out of the room bawling like an ass.  Seems funny now, but...

I'd have killed to have this happen to me.  Walking around all day with your ma's thong clinging to your clothes? 

Pffffttt.