How Do You Stop A Murder Hornet? You Eat It.

Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

May 6, 2020
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You've seen the memes.

THEM:  "Everyone stay home!"

US: "No!"

THEM: "Release the murder hornets!"

Pfffff.

We ain't scared.  Didn't kill this guy.

Fool.

And did you know you can eat them?  

Sure!  They kill up to 50 people a year in Japan, but they get back at the little fuckers by fryin' em up in a pan, and shoving a skewer up where the stinger used to be.  

They're considered a delicacy, with people saying they have "a popcorn-y flavor without the butter."  They're also high in protein.

Yeah?  

Still, I think I'll stick to Muscle Milk.