HELP CLEAN THE OCEANS BY WATCHING THIS DIRTY PORNO

New meaning to "Ocean's 8."

August 28, 2019
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Finally, a way to combine our love for the environment and our addiction to porn!  PornHub has created the "Dirtiest Porn Ever," and if you watch it, you will be helping to clean our oceans.

Come again?

Yeah, but just so you know, "dirtiest porn ever," means that they had sex on a dirty beach, not....yeah.  Amateur couple Leolulu had sex on top of plastic, glass, and God knows what else, and Pornhub will mark each viewing with a donation to Ocean Polymers — a nonprofit organization working on sending a ship to sea that will pick up and recycle plastic from the world’s waters — and spread awareness about a pressing environmental issue.

Fine.  I'll watch it, but I doubt I'll...."finish..."

...because this: