GET TO KNOW YOUR TURKEY BEFORE YOU EAT IT

No thank you. I'd rather not feel a connection to my food.

November 19, 2018

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This year, your Thanksgiving could also be a wake.  Stand up, share some life stories...say a few nice words.

About your turkey.

Yeah.  Jenny-O and Honeysuckle White Turkeys are doing this thing this year where you can track the back story on the turkey you're about to devour.  Just punch in the "Meet Your Farmer" code to learn where the bird came from and what farm, you can get to know the family that raised it, and if you're lucky find out some "personal" info about the turkey itself.

Horrible idea.

You really wanna learn that your turkey "was good with children" and "always ran to greet me" and "loved kittens" before you tear into it?

Not me.

I've always picured my turkeys to be evil, face-pecking lawn-poopers, and I'll be keeping it that way.

Happy Thanksgiving!