An Effort To Put The Morning Text To Death...

"Hey! Look at me! Don't forget me! I didn't forget you! Good morning!" Barf.

October 5, 2018

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You have a boo. You don't live with your boo. You miss your boo. So you wake up, and the first thing you do is text them, "good morning." 

 Aww. Sweet, right?  

Eh, not so much, if you ask me. 

First of all, if I'm still sleeping and my phone goes off and I look and it says "good morning?" I'm pissed. What about it is good now? It might have been good, had your insecurities not forced you to text me at an ungodly hour just to remind me that you're there.  

"Hey! Look at me! Don't forget me! I didn't forget you! Good morning!"

Barf.

Some will disagree, however. Some will say that it's sweet, that it shows you that they care, and they're thinking about you, and you're important to them.

Wrong. You're wrong. It's clingy and unnecessary. And I know I'm right because the woman who wrote this article agrees with me.

Good night.  ;-)

 

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