DRUG SMUGGLING TIP #1: DON'T PLACE GIANT BAG OF COKE UNDER YOUR WIG

What a dope.

July 17, 2019
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First of all, don't smuggle drugs.  Shouldn't have to tell you that, but our lawyers are nut...er, I mean they're extra careful.  Anyway, only reason I posted this is because you gotta see this dude.  Tried to bring in a GIANT bag of cocaine underneath his toupee.

"Whatcha got there, sir?  A tumor?  All right then, feel better."

Except that's not how it went down.

We used to just put it our watch pocket, but that's a story for another day.