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"But everyone else is doing it!" A Discussion On Facial Tattoos

August 7, 2018

"But everyone else is doing it!" Probably the worst reason to do anything, ever, but apparently it's enough for some people to tattoo their face. With words, in some cases. And not even cool words. Things like "Always" under one eye and "Tired" underneath the other one. F----n' genius, Post Malone.

Go ahead, though! You do you. But that job you had your heart set on? Buh-bye. That girl you wanted to marry? Her parents may not be able to see how friggin' awesome you are underneath all those facial.....circles? Is that what those are? Balloons? Whatever they are, they look stupid. You look stupid.

Nice goin', stupid.