CLOWNADO IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

This movie will do nothing to ease your fear of clowns.

November 7, 2018

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There's a litany of scary clown movies out there.  You got Itand...uh...the first Itand.......the next It.

I guess that's it.

Well, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, but.....yeah.

So I guess there's room for one more.  Cue Clownado.

Much like Sharknado, the shit starts with a tornado, but this time the twister sucks clowns out of hell.  Or something.  I actually couldn't get through the entire trailer.  It's REALLY gross.  A lot of slicing, pulling, and eating...of flesh, intestines, and eyeballs.  Cool thing is, writer and director Todd Sheets, who's done like 40 of these films, doesn't use CGI.  Just practical special effects make up that will make you think of Evil Dead, Dead Alive, Bad Taste and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.  

Seems to me like it's a month late in its release, but no matter.  They're calling Clownado a true cult contender.

Send in the clowns.