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Are You Hairy And Toothless? Lord Of The Rings Wants You

Leathery-skinned individuals also encouraged to apply.

December 17, 2019
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So Amazon is making "Lord of the Rings" a series, and they may need you.

If you're butt-ass ugly, that is.

Sorry.  Maybe "peculiar looking" is a nicer way of saying it.  Regardless, if you're missing teeth, or have a "gazillion wrinkles," if you're hairy AF, are a stocky, mean-looking biker, or have a face like a handbag, you can be a television star!

All ages and ethnicities welcome to apply.

LOL...thanks. 

Here's the Wall Street Journal story.  Oh, and you'll have to relocate to New Zealand. 

Elves at starbucks @thranduart.official #lotr #lordoftherings #hobbit #thranduil

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