Alright, It's Valentine's Day: So What Do You Want?

February 13, 2019
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Valentine's Day is upon us which means it's time to celebrate love and togetherness... and commercialism.

DID YOU KNOW: 60% of people are disappointed with the gifts they get for Valentine's Day?

Do you really want to know that, though? Like, lie to me -- tell me how much you love my homemade macaroni card.

But what DO women want for the holiday of love?

First Choice: Dinner
Second Choice: Sex
Third Choice: Flowers 
Fourth Choice: Chocolates

That's probably the same stuff you're gonna buy, that she's gonna hate.

What about a trip somewhere?

A trip would be great, however, what if your partner says "hey, we're gonna go to New Hampshire on a romantic getaway!" Be sure to ask him or her what city because the city of Nashua, NH is offering FREE STD testing.

Here's an original idea...

The Deja Vu Showgirls strip club in Nashville, TN is offering up wedding ceremonies on their roof for the month of February! Have your bachelor party downstairs, get bored, head upstairs to meet the girls and get married. Ladies: No bridesmaids dresses required. But there will probably be a lot of nipples in your wedding photos.

Finally, there's an app for that...

In the mood? Push your LoveSync button. If you S/O is also in the mood, they'll push their button.

Guess what happens after that... ----

 

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