Adult Film Stars Are Asking Us To (Gasp) Pay For Our Porn

Umm....no?

June 16, 2020
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Sooo....how much porn you watchin' a day?  I don't really wanna know, but since the lockdown/quarantine/shutdown, we're all watching way more than usual.  PornHub is the most popular, but even OnlyFans, where you gotta PAY, has seen a 75% spike in viewers.  (See this Mashable article.)

So should we pay for our regular porn?  The people who make it think we should.  Because, you see, the shutdown has affected them, too.  They haven't been able to earn a living, and they don't know when they'll be able to again. (Make an OnlyFans, perhaps?)

So they made this video for us...trying to guilt us into paying for our porn.

Whaddya think?  Did it work?  Or did you not make it past the fifteen second mark?  

I get what they're saying, but I'm sorry, you aint' putting that free toothpaste back in the tube.

It's over.

Besides, it's not like we need you to make any more.

We have plenty.