Fish Hate EDM As Much As You Do

May 9, 2019

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Turns out, according to a recent study, fish really fucking hate EDM.  Like, it literally makes them think they're gonna die.  We know this cuz Ultra Miami aka my hell aka a giant EDM festival, moved to a park by the water last year and lead to some very scientific research that determined the immense vibrations caused by the sound triggered a distress in our underwater friends akin to that of being chased by a predator.  Let me reiterate, that sounds literally exactly like me at any rave.  Anyway, you can read more about that here.

Also never forget, that fish apparently love death metal.  At least according to Metalocalypse